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The Halloween Kiss

The Kiss

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets  into the cab, and  notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop  staring at her.  She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I  don’t  want to offend you”

She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me.  When  you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a   chance to see and hear just about everything. I’ m sure that there’s   nothing y ou could say or ask that I would find  offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun  kiss  me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do  about  that –
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be  Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes,  I’m  single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next  alley.”

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that  would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab  driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m  Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK.  My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”