Maxine…
I had to share this with all of you for “Hump” Day!! Hope it brought a smile to everyone’s face!
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself…
Man: “May I buy you a cocktail?”
Maxine: “No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.”
Man: “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
Maxine: “No, they spread.”
